The animatronic bear from Five Nights at Freddy's, Freddy Fazbear, and the famous creepypasta monster, Slender Man, rap against each other to see who is the better horror figure.
Contents
- 1 Lyrics
- 1.1 Announcer:
- 1.2 Slender Man:
- 1.3 Freddy Fazbear:
- 1.4 Slender Man:
- 1.5 Hoody and Masky:
- 1.6 Freddy Fazbear:
- 1.7 Bonnie and Chica:
- 1.8 Kate the Chaser:
- 1.9 Foxy:
- 1.10 TheObserver and The Rake:
- 1.11 Fredbear and Springtrap (Hook):
- 1.12 Fredbear and Springtrap (Verse):
- 1.13 Slender Man:
- 1.14 Freddy Fazbear:
- 1.15 Papyrus:
- 1.16 Announcer:
Lyrics[]
Announcer:[]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SLENDER MAN
VS
FREDDY FAZBEAR
BEGIN!
Slender Man:[]
We're not so different, you and I,
We are both chock-full of lies:
Freddy Faz can't count to five,
Still getting him if he went one more night.
Mr. Black-and-White about to beat you black and blue,
You'll be purple, guy, I be snapping like a springlock suit.
The Hitchhiking Ghosts are scarier robots than you,
Besides, I hear you like little kids inside you.
Destroy a toy when the bogeyman runs rampant,
Shit's more fake and plastic than a breast implant.
Dead, dumbass stare like you're the kitchen camera,
Make a bear shit himself in the woods that it came from.
You were frightening, bringing fear into the boys and girls,
Then you fucked your whole series up with Five Nights World!
Now you're a commercialized franchise, glitched short-circuit gurgle,
Just like Chuck E. Cheese's, looks like you gone full circle.
Freddy Fazbear:[]
Hello, hello? Couldn't hear ya over my playas screaming,
Wanting to get out with no Nightmare? Please, keep dreaming.
Skinny men like you make it easier to stuff a mascot,
You're calling me a sellout? You be asking for them Jacksons!
You look like The Puppet on low-resolution,
You end-game is anti-climatic with no resolution.
You stand and stare, I pull of jumpscares for days, and,
You mainstreamed the facecam as some kind of no-faced-man.
You can't face this, Man! We got lore, you got Hornets,
Check rule number six: you can't touch this!
I won't be kind,
Bring your whole team against mine and you'll find that you can't survive five nights.
Slender Man:[]
If that's a challenge I hear, 4/20 will be crushed,
I'm about to win a Freddy Fazbear plush.
Hoody and Masky:[]
Yo it's Hoody! And Masky! Emcee proxy athletes!
Beat your voice box raspy! We be ridin' Slender Man backseat!
Rule number six? Please, I'm about to Rule 34 this:
Your franchise is breeding games faster than rabbits.
Typical of Bonnie to wanna face-off,
How's it to be tossed by a pawn of the dark mob?
So Hoody's dropping rhymes like it's off the window sill,
You won't even make a millimeter from being killed.
You stank ranked than the pizza that no kid would ever eat,
When your whole game revolves around me watching you sleep.
Freddy Fazbear:[]
If you want this game, I'd love to play,
I guess you can say, from your book, took a page.
Bonnie and Chica:[]
No way to run, nowhere to hide,
When we rob you of your victory, like we're Bonnie and Clyde.
Take your fake cancelled movies, make way for our blockbuster,
I'll be monitoring night monitor like I might be right behind the monitor!
You won't even see us moving when we crush you, dump you in the cemetery,
Adults and teens don't live, you'll see, it's just Elementary!
Kate the Chaser:[]
Arriving high on the scene, best beast you never seen,
When I lunge toward your screen, rip out your spleen, read it and weep.
You're gonna wish you spent a couple extra bucks on your generator,
When Slender Man drink your blood, man, I'm The Chaser.
I scare bitches shitless, you're, like, seriously low key,
You look like Jack Sparrow got in bed with Wile E. Coyote.
I'll leave you Mangled and driven up the wall,
West Side? You're barely seen running the West Hall.
Foxy:[]
Arr! You lost sight of what's important, now I ain't staying dormant,
It's me, Foxy, slay proxies, and your playtime shortened.
I spark interest like glitchin' pistons and speakers and wires,
Meth kills, someone shoulda told this ugly bitch 'fore she got wired!
Faux Jeff foe, full of feces,
Dumb-diddly-dumb teen, center of swashbuckler's ditty,
Slice a Slender Man slave, I'm the mech king of hip hop,
That's a hook through another lame Eight Pages rip-off.
TheObserver and The Rake:[]
sickrhymesFoxyihopeyoudontmindifiinterrupt
themissingpieceofyourpuzzleisabouttobecomeoneofus
fredbeargavekidstheirhappiestdaynoonewillbeforgetting
wellhappybirthdaytoyouGoldieyoujustgotthebadending
You take "graveyard shift" too seriously, Willie,
Now often Afton finds terror at his bed and an itch to plead guilty,
Before his past haunts him into a corner,
The core of the mask you wear is gnawed on by this horror. youdugyourowngrave You're the owner!
Fredbear and Springtrap (Hook):[]
Yo! Fredbear Family Dine!
Yeah! We the best kind!
Don't need to bite to give a piece of our mind,
Golden Freddy! Spring Bonnie. We going back in time!
Fredbear and Springtrap (Verse):[]
Rake, your rapping caused an audio error, better pull up the panel,
'Cause when you reboot Springtrap, he'll fit a feral beast into fetal.
Raps harder than Five Nights 3, already unlocked the cheats,
So I rap aggressively, and you ain't ready for Golden Freddy.
I hear you like to Observe...so be my guest,
At my restaurant, replacement night guard, put you to rest,
Like the spirits we hold within,
Shadow Freddy, Shadow Bonnie chomping the brains out of Shadow Kevin!
Slender Man:[]
Ech, Five Nights fans suck, from Matpat to fap-fap,
To the desk fan draining power till I turn your fright house to scrap.
Making a mess of your canon worse than Silver Eyes did:
Freddy Fazbear is full of Schmidt.
Freddy Fazbear:[]
At least I have just one canon, you'e the pop culture pasta to end it all,
Doctor Who's getting used up in Minecraft, Law and Order, and Supernatural.
Anyway, Markiplier's funnier than PewDiePie,
So I'mma eat Slender Man like I eat a pizza pie.
.....
Papyrus:[]
Why have pizza...when you can have..spaghe-
Announcer:[]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(The screen goes to static and Slender Man jumpscares the screen.)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!