(Narrated by Pinky from Pinky Dinky Doo)
So me, my family, the 9 Lalaloopsies, The Rabbids, and Bang were having a chat with each other about a favorite episode of my show.
”Bang, what’s your favorite episode of my show?” I asked Bang.
”Mine is ‘Pinky Dinky Doo and the Outer Space Fluffy Buns’!” Bang said.
Just then, we saw a package next to the couch.
”Who left this package here?” I asked.
“I don’t know, Pinky, but you should open it.” Daddy Dinky Doo said.
I then opened the package and saw that there was a little Einsteins DVD inside it.
It was titled “Little Einsteins: The Best of June”.
The cover had June in a background of her house doing her dancing with the Curious Pictures and Baby Einstein logos on the bottom left and the Playhouse Disney logo on the bottom right.
”A Little Einsteins DVD? Now thats something you don’t see everyday!” I said.
“That is right, dudette!” Bang said.
We then saw a note which read: “I have a special message… Don't Watch It… She’s Too Dangerous… I’m begging you…”.
”What is that note referring to?” Daddy Dinky Doo asked.
”It’s just a prank.” Mr. Guinea Pig spoke.
We were shocked to hear Mr. Guinea Pig speak.
”Mr. Guinea Pig, I didn't know you can talk!” Tyler gasped.
”Well, I usually speak in Pinky's stories.” Mr. Guinea Pig said.
”Let’s watch it!” Mommy Dinky Doo said.
I then placed the disc in the player as it began with the Walt Disney Home Entertainment and Playhouse Disney logos, but they were off.
The Walt Disney Home Entertainment logo came up, but the background was crimson, the arch was rusted, and once the orchestral note hit, the Sonic.EXE laugh was heard.
The Playhouse Disney Original logo came up, but the sky was crimson, the sun and bird were beaten up, and the sound was demonic.
After those logos, it showed Playhouse Disney DVD previews such as Handy Manny, Higglytown Heroes, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, And More.
After the previews, it showed the menu.
It was the same one as the cover.
I then pressed Play All.
Here are the episodes in order:
1: Ring Around The Planet
2: Duck Duck June
3: A Galactic Goodnight
4: How We Became the Little Einsteins: The True Story
5: The Glass Slipper Ball
6: The Blue Footed Booby Bird Ballet
7: The Wind Up Toy Prince
8: Dragon Kite
9: The Puppet Princess
10: Show and Tell
After those episodes played, it showed the stage with text that said: “WARNING! We hate to stop dancing with June here, but this episode was created by a former animator of Playhouse Disney. He goes by the name of Ezio Goodman, he was fired for his gruesome ideas. This also contains content which is not suitable for kids. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.”
“Huh? Now that’s also something you don’t see everyday!” I gasped.
It then showed the theme song from Season 2, which was off.
The sky was maroon, and the music was demonic, no one didn’t notice it at all.
The logo came down, but it was in shades of red and black and the curtains closed.
”3, 2, 1, go!” Leo whispered.
The title card came down and it read out “June the Dance Demon” and Quincy was the one reading the title card.
June then appeared.
”Art.” June spoke.
A painting of Pandemonium came down.
”Pandemonium. Painted by John Martin.” June said.
A portrait of John Martin came down.
”And music.” Annie spoke.
The music came down and it was the first 2 measures of Creepy Music Box by Shane Keen.
”Creepy Music Box. Written by Shane Keen.” Leo said.
Just then a picture of Shane Keen appeared.
The Einsteins walked away as the curtains opened.
It then began with Leo, June, Quincy, Annie and Rocket looking at the blood red sky, like the theme song.
”Hi! I’m Leo!” Leo greeted. “There’s something wrong with the sky.”
”Why is the sky red?” Quincy asked.
”I don’t know, Quincy!” Annie said.
”I wonder who did it?” June wondered.
”Maybe it’s that figure that might be coming after us.” Rocket spoke in the voice of Winner from TPOT.
We were shocked to hear Rocket talk.
“ROCKET!?!” Leo gasped.
”You can talk!?!” June agreed.
”Yeah, I can!” Rocket said.
”How in the actual heck is that even possible?” June wondered.
We were shocked at what Rocket said, they never said “Heck” in the show before.
”Well, i just ate a piece of uranium and it gave me the ability to do that.”
Just then, a dark figure appeared behind the 5.
”Uh, guys, what’s that behind us?” June asked.
They turned around and gasped as they saw the dark figure.
“Who are you!?!” Quincy gasped.
”NO QUESTIONS, BOY!” The figure spoke in the voice of Sheldon J. Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants, but his voice was demonic. “I’m the Dance Demon and this girl is my next vessel!”
”Me!?!” June gasped.
”Yep, now GET READY TO BE CHOKED YOU LITTLE BASTARD!” The Dance Demon berated.
We were shocked to hear a curse word in the show.
The Dance Demon then
(W.I.P.)
”Joke’s on you, dancer.” I berated. “You’re never going to find where I live!”.
”Oh, really?” June asked.
June took out a piece of paper and read what was on it.
”Great Big City.” June said. “Is that where you live?”
I was doxed for the third time, first time was Dot’s Demonic Spree, Second was Owlette the PJ Demon, third was The Demon Guppies, and now JUNE!
”How did you get that!?!” I gasped.
”Because i know everything, you gullible made up storyteller.” June said. “Now if you excuse me, I’m gonna exit your player and kill you!”.
June then started to walk towards the screen with a chainsaw, which made me back up.
”Quick, little brother, grab the remote!” I told Tyler. “She's gonna kill me!”.
Tyler then pressed a button on the remote which skipped all the way to the credits.
The background was maroon with fire, the text was red, and the music was distorted.
The logos came up, also off.
The Curious Pictures logo came up, but the question mark was shattered, the words were soaked in blood and as the rocket flew, it left a trail of blood rather than smoke.
The Baby Einstein Company logo came up, but the background was the same one from the credits, the logo was in shades of red, the words were black, the boy’s head was screaming in agony, as the Sonic.EXE game over music was playing in the background.
The Playhouse Disney Original logo came up, but it was the same from the opening.
It then showed a black screen.
I was going to get the remote before it took me back to the menu.
We were shocked after seeing that episode.
So I took out the disc and
